Dad Jokes

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.